Here's Senator Joe Biden (D-DE), sporting the stylish French cuffs and waxing evocative in his description of Attorney General Michael Mukasey and his tendency of nimbly eluding difficult questions regarding the U.S. Justice Department:

"You act like you float above up in the ether somewhere," Biden told Mukasey. And later: "You really are an enigma to me."

Not bad, Joe. TPMtv's offering: "You are a sprite. You gambol and flit diaphanously about the mists of our questions with which we so feebly attempt to capture you. You are maddening. You are ineffable. A delight."